As you may or may not know, I love PUNS! A good twist of a word or two puts a smile to my lips. Here is a selection that I've enjoyed ... hope you will too!

: )
PS all puns ARE intended!

1. Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

2. A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything."

3. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm, and says "A beer please and one for the road."

4. An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.

5. What do you call a fish with no eyes? ...A fsh.
...( I still laugh at that one)

6. A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt , and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

7. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

...(you may groan at any time)

8. And finally, there was the person who sent twenty different puns to his friends, with the hope that at least ten of the puns would make them laugh. ... No pun in ten did.

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass... It's about learning to dance in the rain.